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powerburial:

max1461:

microdosing dying scared and alone by watching youtube videos about cave diving accidents

same but with 59 year old fast food reviewers

alivelmall:

prettyokayray:

all this “bottom rights” and “top rights” discourse…. u fools….. where is my support for switches!

support.nintendo.com

headspace-hotel:

Today I accidentally knocked a monarch caterpillar off its leaf and it fell and immediately began oozing green liquid. I was devastated. I thought I’d killed it. Turns out they do that on purpose to defend against predators. Fooled by a fat little worm. Irrecoverable

dwergaz:

aleph-null-47:

dwergaz:

dwergaz:

aleph-null-47:

aleph-null-47:

zagreus:

dwergaz:

most disgusting part of Tumblr Culture is the kid who love to sag their pirt. not only to sag the jam lid, but to pirt it up. what a waste.

what language is this

english

but in 3018

listen, the year 2018. you are living in the year 2018. and in centuries and centuries, who tid what to rilt or jilt around, so you better appreciate it for what you have. lot of people would stic or joiler to have what you did.

listen to me

dude what the fuck

aaauuuuuuuu auu auu auuuuu…

ravioliocelot:

i was looking at the undertale soundtrack on steam because it’s available to purchase, and im laughing so hard about the system requirements info..

wereralph:

buncheeks:

slutty yoshi masterpost!

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americiumam:

not now sweetie mommy’s bearing the curse.

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

hi how are you /handjob

you look beautiful today /pieceofshit

chongoblog:

chongoblog:

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

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